Should I Be Praised, or Despised?

 My love for my children should not be questioned.

I drowned my disobedient children in our bathtub, but spared the ones that feared and obeyed me. I then slept with someone’s wife and had another child whom I managed to convince to throw himself in front of a bus because that child was so obedient and he was doing it to save my other children.

Now the remaining few children have a choice to listen and learn to love me, and learn by example of what my obedient son who committed suicide had done, or otherwise I will ultimately lock the rest of my children in a basement, drench them in gasoline and light them on fire.

Should I be praised, or despised?

Christians say that God cannot be judged using the moral standard for humans.